An Alleged Appeal by the Alleged National disTrust of Northern Ireland and Ballykaziyermaun

NdTNI - Northern Ireland Tourists disTrust National disTrust

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A genuine heartfelt plea for Rubles from the National disTrust of Ballykaziyermaun on behalf of its alleged illegitimate offspring the alleged National disTrust of Northern Ireland. That's allegedly Norn Iron to the rest of the alleged population.

The alleged National disTrust of Northern Ireland is of course the allegedly rumoured non-independent dependent subsidiary regional headquarters of the National disTrust of Ballykaziyermaun, a great and noble planet situated just South West of the planet Earth, except on alternate Tuesdays when it is instead situated North West of the planet Mars.

The alleged National disTrust of Northern Ireland is of course allegedly indistinguishable from it's non-domociled nomad parental greatness, the National disTrust of Ballykaziyermaun, a charity basket case, except on the days when it is an alleged profit making Limited Company.

*Donations of Ballykaziyermaun Rubles should allegedly be forwarded to the alleged National disTrust of Northern Ireland c/o The Big Rock Pile, Greater North West Ballykaziyermaun, BK66 6GC

*Current Exchange Rate: 1 UK Pound = 9.25 Million Ballykaziyermaun Rubles, or 9.25 Grams of Irish Spudz