NdTNI - Northern Ireland Tourist disTrust of National disTrust
Disclaimer: The National disTrust of Northern Ireland is not in anyway associated with any other organisation, charity, or Limited Company within the current secondary Universe, or with any other organisation, charity, or Limited Company possessing the remotest of similar secondary names, although Senior Management members of the non-existent National disTrust staff may at times claim to be in the employ of other non-related organisations of the planet Mars, all such claims should be regarded as mere fictional fairy stories from a twisted secondary warped speed mindset.
Membership of the National disTrust of Ballykaziyermaun and its alleged illegitimate offspring the alleged National disTrust of Northern Ireland is strictly restricted to official residents of the planet Ballykaziyermaun, and all illegal immigrants from the aforementioned planet Ballykaziyermaun now holidaying in an unspecified alien Spacecraft Park in Northern Ireland which in turn is allegedly awaiting official Northern Ireland Tourist Plank 4 Star Spacecraft Park Declassification.
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Saturday, 29 January 2011
An Alleged Appeal by the Alleged National disTrust of Northern Ireland and Ballykaziyermaun
NdTNI - Northern Ireland Tourists disTrust National disTrust
A genuine heartfelt plea for Rubles from the National disTrust of Ballykaziyermaun on behalf of its alleged illegitimate offspring the alleged National disTrust of Northern Ireland. That's allegedly Norn Iron to the rest of the alleged population.
The alleged National disTrust of Northern Ireland is of course the allegedly rumoured non-independent dependent subsidiary regional headquarters of the National disTrust of Ballykaziyermaun, a great and noble planet situated just South West of the planet Earth, except on alternate Tuesdays when it is instead situated North West of the planet Mars.
The alleged National disTrust of Northern Ireland is of course allegedly indistinguishable from it's non-domociled nomad parental greatness, the National disTrust of Ballykaziyermaun, a charity basket case, except on the days when it is an alleged profit making Limited Company.
*Donations of Ballykaziyermaun Rubles should allegedly be forwarded to the alleged National disTrust of Northern Ireland c/o The Big Rock Pile, Greater North West Ballykaziyermaun, BK66 6GC
*Current Exchange Rate: 1 UK Pound = 9.25 Million Ballykaziyermaun Rubles, or 9.25 Grams of Irish Spudz
A genuine heartfelt plea for Rubles from the National disTrust of Ballykaziyermaun on behalf of its alleged illegitimate offspring the alleged National disTrust of Northern Ireland. That's allegedly Norn Iron to the rest of the alleged population.
The alleged National disTrust of Northern Ireland is of course the allegedly rumoured non-independent dependent subsidiary regional headquarters of the National disTrust of Ballykaziyermaun, a great and noble planet situated just South West of the planet Earth, except on alternate Tuesdays when it is instead situated North West of the planet Mars.
The alleged National disTrust of Northern Ireland is of course allegedly indistinguishable from it's non-domociled nomad parental greatness, the National disTrust of Ballykaziyermaun, a charity basket case, except on the days when it is an alleged profit making Limited Company.
*Donations of Ballykaziyermaun Rubles should allegedly be forwarded to the alleged National disTrust of Northern Ireland c/o The Big Rock Pile, Greater North West Ballykaziyermaun, BK66 6GC
*Current Exchange Rate: 1 UK Pound = 9.25 Million Ballykaziyermaun Rubles, or 9.25 Grams of Irish Spudz
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